Will the Robot

This was a hilarious dialogue I had with Will yesterday.

Will: "Mom, I want a robot. One that looks like me."

Mom: "You do? How come?"

Will: "That way when I get a time out at preschool the robot can sit in time out and I can keep playing."

Mom: "Don't you think it would just be easier to be good at preschool and not get time outs?"

Will: "No, I think I need a robot that looks just like me."